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Cell Phones and Car Ads II
SealBreaker
May 07, 2008
:::thinking to self::: Project "Ass-Cream" ...
But really, Gonzo, talking to yourself is the first sign of a sane person. Only people who don't think are insane.
...shivering in the cold night under my sheets i silently whispered, "I see sheep!"
Penguin447
May 07, 2008
that story reminds me of a quote sealbreaker:
"WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?!?"-Austin Powers
SealBreaker
May 06, 2008
My friend Vil told me an interesting story about his adventures out of town this weekend. He was using the restroom, just trying to go "#2" at a burger-joint and someone knocked on the door. He replied "Busy". The guy knocked on the door a minute later and again, "Busy". The third time Vil gets pissed and said instead, "Hold on a minute i'm about to cum!"
Needless to say, when he walked out of the restroom, he received very odd looks indeed!
Penguin447
May 06, 2008
people talking on their cellphones while sitting in the stall next to urs in a public restroom. annoying cause they seem to talk very loud. How do they hold the phone and wipe their ass without dropping the phone in the toilet? Don't do it at wal-mart and then get pissed cause you dropped ur phone or keys, we have automatic flushing toilets that are quite powerful, they will suck down anything.
SealBreaker
May 06, 2008
I sit at Starschmucks often... i think that is where the highest concentration of them occurs.
It is also where i conceived of the idea that if someone who is on one of those infernal machines, and they say something where you think they are talking to you, start a conversation with them and keep it going even if they aren't talking to you. That way, maybe they'll get the clue!
Gembone
May 05, 2008
I used to do that just to irritate people. Although it covered up the fact that I talked to myself too much also.
Penguin447
May 01, 2008
i agree with the blue tooth cell phone users walking around talking to themselves. I wish that they would stay away from public places. There's been several instances at my work, where i think a customer is talking to me and i stop what i'm doing cause i think that they need help with something, only to find that they are talking on their damn cell phones. I had an assistant manager that would do the same thing also. I'll be in the middle of asking him something, then he'll start talking about something completely off the wall, but not motion to me that he was talking to someone, until i saw the thing in his ear. It's rude and irritating.
